The Scratching Post by Squeaky the Cat
I want a scratching post that is tall and blue
Covered in carpet with a gray dangling mouse on top too.
In our house, for quite awhile, I found my scratching limited to the cat box litter pile.
But it was not enough to curb my need to scratch
So I dug my claws deep into the off white leather seat.
It made the humans angry because I know it’s ugly to boot…
To repair deep claw marks I made without a hoot.
Sorry s, but since I need to claw
You need to buy me a scratching post…
So I don’t have to turn your leather seat to shredded toast.
So get in car and drive to the store
And spend a few dollars more on a scratching post because…
It’ll save your chairs, couches, and cloth curtains
That I am for sure is definitely certain.
Plus you won’t hear us hoot.
Because we will have a scratching post that will keep us mute.